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December 10th, 2009

The Quibbler Report: Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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The phone rings, in the middle of the night,
My father yells 'What you gonna do with your obsessed1?'

Which song was this lyric from?

Get your own lyrics:





I took my new migraine meds today at work for the first time. They knocked me on my ass. On the upside, they made the headache go away, but on the downside, the side effects are a bitch. I was stoned out of my ever-loving mind, not to mention wickedly nauseous. I couldn't even eat lunch, I was so sick. Not to mention I was hyper-emotional, too; super touchy, and an uber bitch. I owe apologies to co-workers. So after I take care of that tomorrow, I'll call the doctor and ask if I should be concerned. I can't wait until I get my medical leave paperwork filled out so I can just take a day off when I get a migraine and not have to worry about losing my job. No, really -- if during any month in the next FIVE YEARS I'm late or absent unexcused (not scheduled and no doc note), I'll be lucky to get put on 90-day probation.

And my doctor wonders why I have palpitations and migraines. Gee, can't imagine where my stress comes from.

Clearly, this is a sign that I need to write more dirty books so I can support myself through college. Think I can put that on a resume?

Anyhow. Because [info]bekkis got me thinking about it earlier, I just want to share a happy place with you all:

Shemar Moore naked (2007)

It's Perez Hilton, but scroll down for the removal of the chastity dot. Obviously NSFW. And very, very nice.

And now, bed time. Pleasant dreams!

Fic: Getting Through the Day

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Title: Getting Through the Day
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy
Summary: Draco shows Harry how to get through the day.
Word Count: 275
Genre: Romance
Warnings: None that I am aware of.
A/N: Written for [info]dracoharry100's Christmas prompt: Eggnog, and for [info]slythindor100's Advent prompt: gingerbread mug.
Beta: [info]leela_cat
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Getting Through the Day )

Fests

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Tis the fest season, and I've been reading all of [info]snapelyholidays (which is also the only fest I wrote for this year), and most of [info]snarry_holidays (one of my favorite Snarry fests), and picking up others here and there.

My gift was posted this past week--a bonus of fic and art.

Title: A Holiday With Old Friends
Artist/Author: IT'S A MYSTERY!
Pairing: Snape/Lupin
There are no warnings to speak of, and you can read the summary in the header.

I really did ask for Snape/Lupin. One of the things I love about this fest is that Snape's always there, and that's the most important thing. It's interesting to read him in pairings I wouldn't usually tackle, and like the [info]snarry_games, I'm finding the exposure to new things a pleasurable one. The ficlet before this art sets the stage. It's Christmas, and Snape can't bear to stay in Spinner's End, so he's alone in another place. Lupin seeks him out, and they have a history, it's clear. But what's so poignant is how shut in and brittle Snape is, while Lupin is almost pitifully in character here. He knows what would be the right thing to do, but it's others who make his choices for him. The art that accompanies the ficlet complements it so well. A great hooked nose, a glimpse of intimacy, then finally a pathetic cameo of what Snape would never show anyone. So far as fest gifts go, I'm thrilled with this one! For reals!

There's one fic I want to rec from [info]snarry_holidays. Mostly because it's one that's stayed in my head; I even dreamed about it.

Title: In the Beginning
Author: HAAAA
Pairing: Snarry
Rating: PG-15
Warnings: See the header, nothing noteworthy.
Summary: Harry finds Snape de-aged after the war.

Ever see the movie 'Memento'? God, I hated that movie, mostly because the folding back in time, moving in reverse chronological order confused me. Time travel and deaging fics do that to me a bit, but this story (a deaged Snape) challenged me, but I kept my head on straight. The author does this clever thing with her story segments, terming them as the 'possible' beginning. Moving backwards in time for a while, you see how they started out, but then the present, starting with Snape's death, turns up a BIG surprise, and then the agonizing search for an answer, a way to re-educate, find something that was, but now appears lost. Hmmm, I just reread what I wrote, and I'm not sure I'm doing the fic justice. There's beautiful writing, raw honest and awkward emotion, and at the end, I scrolled right to the top and put it in my memories.

December 9th, 2009

The Daily Snitch: Wednesday, December 9, 2009

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Happy Birthday, Kenneth Branagh (Gilderoy Lockhart)!

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Daily Dragon Spam

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Go me! I was able to have my Vampire bite an egg successfully and thankfully it didn't get tossed off the scroll! *smoochies* again to [info]sassy_cissa for the Vamp.

Halo's scroll and eggs: Adopt one today! ~*~ Adopt one today! ~*~ Adopt one today!

Little Secret's scroll and hatchling: Adopt one today!

FIC: The Shape of Things (Blaise/Ginny, Draco/Ginny)

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To: [info]vilgsacolin
From: Your Secret Santa



Title: The Shape of Things
Author: Anonymous
Pairings: Ginny Weasley/Blaise Zabini; Ginny Weasley/Draco Malfoy
Summary: In the last years of her life, Ginny stumbles across a long-forgotten painting. She recounts the events of its composition in a letter addressed to no-one and yet, written to the world at large, though no eyes may ever read its contents.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2,200 words
Warning: infidelity.
Author's notes: 2074 words. non-magical/historical AU: events described take place between the first and Second World War. F. Scott Fitzgerald's The Great Gatsby and Evelyn Waugh's A Handful of Dust are responsible for the inspiration and mood behind this fic. Many thanks to M for the beta, and to the mod for her patience.



Read the story here.

FIC: A Little Something Between Friends (Harry/Luna)

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To: [info]bsafemydeers
From: Your Secret Santa



Title: A Little Something Between Friends
Author: Anonymous
Pairing: Harry/Luna
Summary: Luna believes she has the cure for Harry's recent bout of performance anxiety.
Rating: NC-17
Length: ~2,000 words
Warnings: None
Author's notes: I've never written Harry/Luna before, so I hope you enjoy this, [info]bsafemydeers! Many thanks to S. for her invaluable comments and to [info]r_becca for her infinite patience.



Read the story here.

Why Santa's Jolly

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Title: Why Santa's Jolly
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary:
Word Count: 800
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Smexing.
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles prompt #9: Santa's Lap. This is part 9 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care and Finding the Perfect Tree.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Why Santa's Jolly

Fic: Why Santa's Jolly

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Title: Why Santa's Jolly
Author: [info]alisanne
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: Severus Snape/Harry Potter
Summary:
Word Count: 800
Genre: Erotica
Warnings: Smexing.
A/N: Written for [info]adventdrabbles prompt #9: Santa's Lap. This is part 9 in my Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards series, the previous parts being: Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 1 - Candles, Sexy Kinks for Sexy Wizards Day 2 - Plum Pudding, Inexplicably Bound, A Snog and a Cuddle, Tinsel Talk, Hot Buttered Harry, Stockings Stuffed With Care and Finding the Perfect Tree.
Beta: [info]sevfan
Disclaimer: The characters contained herein are not mine. No money is being made from this fiction, which is presented for entertainment purposes only.

Why Santa's Jolly )

Art: Negotiation - for [info]andreanna

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Title: Negotiation
Artist: Dobby!
Giftee: [info]andreanna
Media/Medium: Pen and Photoshop
Rating: R
Pairing: Snarry
Warnings: Beware - nude adult males depicted
Disclaimer: All Harry Potter characters herein are the property of J.K. Rowling and Bloomsbury/Scholastic. No copyright infringement is intended.
Summary: There has to be give and take in every relationship.
Artist's Notes: Andreanna - I hope I've met your prompts, albeit in a fairly literal way. Thank you to our organisers and mods for letting us loose with our favourite characters again!


Issue # 800: Wednesday, December 9, 2009

[info]cardigrl posting in [info]snapenews
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Issue # 800: Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Hello and welcome to today's issue of [info]snapenews. Thank you all for your continuing support and useful links! Feel free to comment (either below or at snapenews@gmail.com) and let us know how we're doing!

META/DISCUSSION/RANT

[info]territesting has posted Snape's (Deliberately Slanted) Memories of Lily

NEWSLETTER/ARCHIVE UPDATES

[info]hgss_digest has been updated here and here

TODAY IN FIC

Gen

[info]janus has posted The After-Christmas Tree (Severus; G)

Slash

If You Wsh It by Anonymous in the Snucius Romance Fest (Severus/Lucius; NC-17)

EDITOR'S CHOICE(S):

pennswood has posted When I Kissed the Teacher (Severus/Hermione; G)

DISCLAIMERS: The warnings listed here are those given by the artist/author/poet. Please pay attention to all ratings and warnings when following links.

We aim to bring you the latest Snape-centric items in the fandom but some might slip through the net! You can help to ensure this doesn't happen by sending us links via email to snapenews@gmail.com. There are submission guidelines in the [info]snapenews user profile, but for 'This week in' sections we just require the basic title/creator/rating/warnings/link info.</b>

NATIONAL PROCRASTINATION WEEK has been postponed until next month.

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Christmas! Christmas! Time is near, time for fun, and time for cheer! (that's for Kye)


Oh, hai thar.

I suck for being absent so much lately and by *lately*, I mean the *last two years*, but recently noticed that many folks long missed and silent are poking their heads out on the flist, so I figured I'd join in.

The questions on everyone's mind, I'm sure:

WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN, DJ? )

So that's about it. I have a new kitten, Max, he's a nightmare. Totally psychotic. It's awesome. Wrapped the first of the season's gifts last night, and the kitten was challenging my yoda like disposition by wanting to eat/destroy/play with everything at the Hurricane station. I had to use water as a deterrent for the first time with him. He was soaked within an hour, and was still trying to steal ribbons. O_o. Pictures to follow. Promise. HEH.

I am seriously considering a New Year's resolution that involves possibly quitting a 30 year habit. Gah.

We need volunteers desperately at Walking The Plank, and our Headmistress is MIA (!!) and I will be soon employing a spam recruitment attack the likes of which few of you have ever seen. Be warned. I have time on my hands, now. *cackles*

Have done some writing this year, will probably link it/pimp it, whatever, later this month.

I'm totes forgetting something here. Oh, well, I'll be back.

So, how are you?

Posted on DW because I can't be arsed to get Semagic. :)

Notifications

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I've just received the notification e-mail of the post where [info]lj_maintenance mentions the 'notification system' issue. LOL. It's more than a day late, but it means things are starting to work again.

*scowls*

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Would Like Comment Notifications, LJ, KTHNKSBYE. Sorry if I've not replied to something I should have! Email if need be.

Uh... today I walked Juno (with SO), graded quizzes, packed up & mailed 4 of 5 parcels to assorted family (will mail #5 tomorrow). Should be grading papers... *sighs*

Today's drabble:
  • No Nargles [Luna/Neville, general]: 'Twas the night before Christmas... Here at IJ.

Story: A Change for the Good, for nepenth

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Title: A Change for the Good, for nepenth

From: Your Secret Snupin Santa

Summary: Severus is an intelligent, ambitious young man, but with the… ‘help’ of a friend he undergoes a radical sex change that revolutions his whole life.

Rated: Coal and Switches (NC17)

Warnings: Gender-bender (girl!Severus), completely AU, a teeny tiny bit of angst and fluff here and there.

Author notes: Merry Snupin Christmas, Nepenth! I decided to go with your first prompt, but I’ve never written gender-bender before and it probably shows. I had so much fun working at this fic, though… I hope I made a good enough job including everything you asked for! Big thanks go to my beta, the best of them all!! Ten points go to the people who get the anime/manga reference :P

Word count: 31311

Dec 9, Harry Potter, HP, Poor Dudley

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Title: Poor Dudley
Fandom: Harry Potter
Rating :R
Pairing: Harry Potter
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Word Count: 100x2
Prompt: #9/Santa's Lap
Warnings: *AU, Harry is 5 years old, implied child abuse/neglect – my take on Harry's childhood. P.S.: These will have a happy ending!*
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.
Summary: Harry strives to be a good boy, while Dudley gets what he deserves.
Note: This drabble series was inspired by the fabulous art drawn by [info]oldenuf2nb of little Harry in his cupboard.

Poor Dudley )

Yay Birthdays!

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Happy Birthday to

[info]vimeslady!


and



[info]drgaellon!


Many happy returns to you both! ♥

Ooops

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Due to a slight oversight - it being a big day here in tax - I've left my actual drabble at work. (Not so big a day I couldn't sneak in a bit of writing)

So, instead, I give you linkies

Harry Potter

Title: The Practice of Literary Erotica towards the Amelioration of Boredom
Author: [info]iulia_linnea
Pairings: Lucius/Severus, implied Narcissa/Kingsley, Lumionus
Rating: NC-17


Good Omens fic

Title: Control

Gift For: Vic

From: Secret Author!

Pairings: Aziraphale/Crowley, random/Crowley

Incentives Warnings: D/s themes, bit of BDSM, bit of het, lots of slash

Rating: NC-17

WTF World? Seriously?

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NY Daily News: While U.S. debates gay marriage, Uganda considers death penalty for homosexuals, prison for families...


Seattle Times: Death penalty for gays? Uganda debates proposal...

Are you fucking kidding me? Jesus.
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